Cool metal.
Questionable
screen time.
You found Degen Bullion. Collectible silver bullion and unusual metals with a twist. Based in San Francisco. Mentally in the group chat.
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gm, fellow shiny-object enjoyer.
Degen Bullion sells cool, collectible silver bullion and unique metals in San Francisco, California.
We're here for the unusual designs, the unexpected details, and the pieces you immediately send to your friends.
First piece or fiftieth rabbit hole? Welcome to the clubhouse.
— Degen Bullion
San Francisco, CA
“It's a tiny sculpture that happens to be money-shaped.”
Status: sounds completely reasonableProof of weight.
Zero gas fees.
Still saying “gm.” Now weighing things in troy ounces.
- Wallet:
- The very heavy kind
- Network:
- Your display shelf
- Consensus:
- “That's sick.”
Crypto humor. Physical bullion. No token launch hiding in the taskbar.
“Okay. Last one.”
Famous last words.
A click counter. No checkout. Resets on reload.
“I'm just going to get one normal round.”Three tabs later: researching a silver object shaped like nothing practical.
Nobody:
Me: look at the edge on this thing.Yes, there are six more photos. The lighting matters.
One for the stack. One for the plot.Same metal. Different emotional support responsibilities.
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